June 2012
educationconnection:
you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr
but i notice
i always notice
lliampayne:
why would you stop eating oreos because they support gay rights thats like refusing to drink water because terrorists drink water
Watch
my friend is taking a blow up doll to prom tonight i’m actually crying
laughingnancy:
plot twist: we all love crocs
hadersgonnahade:
hadersgonnahade:
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Watchitsskinky:
sokaylayelled:
Total Blackout Players must feel several objects in complete darkness to identify it.
i’m fucking dying omfgggggg
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
gradies:
i walk a lonely road
the only one that i have ever known
thank god i have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks
hamfarto:
dildos-and-debutantes:
rescuerhera:
thejoshinator:
mpregbert:
ghostgiggles:
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
Watchhyacin-th:
this is literally the greatest video in the entire world
kanyewesticle:
one time i cooked pasta for dinner for my family and my mum tasted it then asked what we all wanted from mcdonalds
pizzaforpresident:
A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg
Watchmynamekyle:
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
wakingthegoldenwood:
mavie-estlefoot:
i don’t know how american football is played.
with freedom
methlabrador:
what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
THIS SKANK ALWAYS FOLLOWS BACK;)
http://totherefrigeratorandbeyond.tumblr.com/
http://totherefrigeratorandbeyond.tumblr.com/
http://totherefrigeratorandbeyond.tumblr.com/
http://totherefrigeratorandbeyond.tumblr.com/
http://totherefrigeratorandbeyond.tumblr.com/
SHE’S HILARIOUS!
theyellowbrickroad:
its so overwhelming to be a gangster and run a blog at the same time
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
nicklugo:
prospitheir:
why aren’t appetizers at applebees called “appletizers”
and why don’t they serve live bees? why aren’t the employees giant bees?
saddeer:
waiting for someone to come up to me and confess they have been in love with me from a distance for forever is really getting tiring tbh
calmgiant:
cumguzzling-gutterslut:
joydivsion:
how do i boyfriend when ugly
Well, learning to speak proper fucking English is always a nice start…
Yes, cumguzzling-gutterslut, this point seems quite valid coming from you.
whatsgoingon12:
people who use text message signatures
