educationconnection: you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr but i notice i always notice
lliampayne: why would you stop eating oreos because they support gay rights thats like refusing to drink water because terrorists drink water
my friend is taking a blow up doll to prom tonight i’m actually crying
laughingnancy: plot twist: we all love crocs
hadersgonnahade: hadersgonnahade: ...
itsskinky: sokaylayelled: Total Blackout Players must feel several objects in complete darkness to identify it. i’m fucking dying omfgggggg HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
gradies: i walk a lonely road the only one that i have ever known
thank god i have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks
hamfarto: dildos-and-debutantes: rescuerhera: thejoshinator: mpregbert: ghostgiggles: if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
hyacin-th: this is literally the greatest video in the entire world
kanyewesticle: one time i cooked pasta for dinner for my family and my mum tasted it then asked what we all wanted from mcdonalds
pizzaforpresident: A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg
mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
wakingthegoldenwood: mavie-estlefoot: i don’t know how american football is played. with freedom
methlabrador: what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
THIS SKANK ALWAYS FOLLOWS BACK;)
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theyellowbrickroad: its so overwhelming to be a gangster and run a blog at the same time
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
nicklugo: prospitheir: why aren’t appetizers at applebees called “appletizers” and why don’t they serve live bees? why aren’t the employees giant bees?
saddeer: waiting for someone to come up to me and confess they have been in love with me from a distance for forever is really getting tiring tbh
calmgiant: cumguzzling-gutterslut: joydivsion: how do i boyfriend when ugly Well, learning to speak proper fucking English is always a nice start… Yes, cumguzzling-gutterslut, this point seems quite valid coming from you.
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