May 2012
thechildrensplace:
April 2012
lintott:
i’ve never been on a date
12 year olds get dates
and i dont
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
dirtyluxury:
Sun drop commercial; AFRICAN remake
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harleyquinnromance:
ms-faggot:
im done
I literally laughed myself to tears…
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence
convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
me: no pop, it's hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry
angry person: go fuck yourself
me: im not that easy i have to take me out to dinner first
pretty girl: i'd rather be called beautiful then hot
me: i'll take what i can get