RANDOM THOUGHT: Have you ever wondered if your dollar bill has been in a strippers ass or not?
- boy: you're cute
- me: who put you up to this
- boy: what
- me: was it my mom
- boy: no i think you're rea-
- me: DAMNIT MOM
- boy: i don't understa-
- me: how much did she pay you
"It's not real friendship without homosexual moments"
- Me: I'm so fat
- Me: I need to diet
- Me: I should start running
- Me: Omg I need to lose weight
- Me: Ugh I am so gross
- Me: I should eat healthier
- Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
- Me: Yolo
- me: i actually feel happy with everything right now
- face: here's some acne
- school: here's some work
- friends: here's a knife in the back
- parents: here's some added pressure
- me: ok
- student: coughs
- teacher: from all this talking i can assume you're all done with your work
you're so fucking stuck-up. you think you're better than everybody. you should see the way you walk around school, looking down on people...
holy shit, you're so annoying. that, and the fact that at school you act like a total bitch to everybody. like shut the fuck up.
shitz goin downnnnnn
lol, you think you're so fucking cool. honestly, nobody gives a flying fuck.
awh shnap gurl
- me: you're really funny
- me: thanks
I feel like such a creeper, but I really love your hair. :O
mmm thank you