March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
My thoughts while at school.
I hate you.
And you.
And you.
Shut the hell up.
You’re an idiot.
Why am I here?
Stop talking.
I hate you, too.
You’re annoying.
Shut up.
Why are you talking?
SHUT.
UP.
And you, I hate you, too.
Oh look, my ex-best friend.
I need to get out of here.
What time is it?
I wonder what my mom is making to eat.
Who even wants to be here?
I’m so fucking hungry
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
When I first joined tumblr
mystinkybutt:
Losing your mom in a store. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
funniest10k:
On the Outside:
On the Inside:
Follow this blog, get free ham.
;) don’t click
Anonymous asked: shitty ass blog. lol stop trying.
I wonder if im anyones tumblr crush..
SHE ALWAYS FOLLOWS BACK, I PROMISE! :) →
Watchsashastyles:
ashleyindetention:
thisiswhereigo:
peekabooxd:
c0quine:
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE OMFG
lol ^ ikr this songs burnt buh i never seen this vid
I will always reblog this omfg
This slaaaayyysss me.
LMFAO
I feel so guilty after I eat.
