Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
My thoughts while at school.
I hate you. And you. And you. Shut the hell up. You’re an idiot. Why am I here? Stop talking. I hate you, too. You’re annoying. Shut up. Why are you talking? SHUT. UP. And you, I hate you, too. Oh look, my ex-best friend. I need to get out of here. What time is it? I wonder what my mom is making to eat. Who even wants to be here? I’m so fucking hungry
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
When I first joined tumblr
Losing your mom in a store. →
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Anonymous asked: shitty ass blog. lol stop trying.
I wonder if im anyones tumblr crush..
SHE ALWAYS FOLLOWS BACK, I PROMISE! :) →
sashastyles: ashleyindetention: thisiswhereigo: peekabooxd: c0quine: WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE OMFG lol ^ ikr this songs burnt buh i never seen this vid I will always reblog this omfg This slaaaayyysss me. LMFAO
I feel so guilty after I eat.