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oh my god is it George Clooney
aww little obama
Dumb arses, it’s obviously Morgan Freeman.
Its Britney bitch! Aka the princess of pop
you idiots, that’s my brother
why is kanye west on my dash?
I told people not to put Pikachu on my dash
DATS MILEY CYRUS!!!111!!!1!111111!11
Ohmygod, Adele was such an adorable child!
(Source: josline, via everyday-im-mugglin)
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
What is another word for a thesaurus?
If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry?
Why do feet smell and noses run?
If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?
(Source: mikmaaac, via promisemeyouwontkeepmewaiting)
Anonymous asked: so do you work to be a whore or are you just a natural?
obby, dis iz alllll natural beauty :*

omg hahaha i have this when i was a little kid
My furby talked back to my mom. All the time.
(Source: jamesxaxh)
(Source: fyeahparanoidparrot, via fate-fell-short-thistime)